Guitar Instructor Gifts

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lennon and McCartney.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Knight Golfing

"This next one's another oldie."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

I think you're ace

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Piano Recital

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Eric Clapton.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

The trim reaper

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."