Guitar Learner Gifts

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

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'What rhymes with D minus?'

Grade 2 Cellist

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Music Lessons

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Violin Practise

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Mexican Serenade.

Campground Conductor

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Cellist

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"C'mon you bluuues..."

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."