Guitar Instructor Mugs

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Knight Golfing

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Piano Recital

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

I think you're ace

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

The trim reaper

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Kirsten Johnson

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville