Guitar Guru In Training Mugs

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Plum jam...

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Joe Henry

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"