Guitar Guru Mugs

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'This next song is about how dreams really can come true.'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."

Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Musicians

Electrolyte Orchestra

'Here's one I didn't write... I never learned... and can't play.'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'The music business.'

"I'll never forgive him for going acoustic."

'The problem with being a protest singer today is trying to fit 'quantitative easing' into a chorus.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'Here's a straight from the heart tear jerker that was inspired by a hashtag.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Glum buskers look at sign that says: 'BUSKING COMPETITION TODAY: Strictly NO Streets of London.'

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Happy Cinque de Mayo!

Musical solidarity

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Complaints

"You have the case of the blues, Mississippi Red, but fortunately they're treatable with women, Cadillacs and big diamond rings."

"This bank is your bank, this bank is my bank..."

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."