Guitar Guru Mugs

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'The ants are, my friend, blowin' in the wind - The ants are a blowin' in the wind...'

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'This next song is about how dreams really can come true.'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Cockerel sings the blues...

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Musicians

Electrolyte Orchestra

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Here's one I didn't write... I never learned... and can't play.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Oh shut up."

'The music business.'

Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'In closing, I'd like to quote the incomparable Jimi Hendrix.'

"Honey, he's our son. Now go and get some change."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

"I'll never forgive him for going acoustic."

'The problem with being a protest singer today is trying to fit 'quantitative easing' into a chorus.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Glum buskers look at sign that says: 'BUSKING COMPETITION TODAY: Strictly NO Streets of London.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'Here's a straight from the heart tear jerker that was inspired by a hashtag.'

Mummies busking.

Turtle Haze