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"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Eric Clapton.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Plum jam...

Bashful in Nashville

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Joe Henry

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."