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"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Dude, it's cool that you rebel by wearing a nose-ring, but if I were to do that, I would look just like my dad...

Lennon and McCartney.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Bashful in Nashville

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Plum jam...

"Check out this new store."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Musical genres

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Joe Henry

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."