Guitar Workout Guru T-Shirts

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Exercise Class

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The trim reaper

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Plum jam...

"Check out this new store."

'What are you eating now?'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Bashful in Nashville

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Holiday Aerobics.