Exercise Guru T-Shirts

'Hold the elevator!'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

'Have you given any thought to sampling the tennis court instead of the food court?'

Wake up, couch potato!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Dog on back on bench about to lift rawhide bone-like free weights.

Every Morning Precisely At Seven, Mrs. Henderson Took Petey On His Exercise Fly.

"You call that complementary!?!"

"Show-off!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

"I used to chase the ball, but since I'm in better shape than him, it's better for him to chase it for awhile."

Self help acupuncture

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Exercise Class

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."