Fitness Guru In Training T-Shirts

"I bought these revolutionary new weight-loss pills...you take one a day - to the gym!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Powerful Love.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Exercise Class

"We're exclusively delts."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."