Gym Gurus T-Shirts

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"What do you think you're doing, Felton...propping up the dang building?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."