Gym Gurus Gifts

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars