Fitness Gurus Gifts

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Exercise Class

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The trim reaper

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'What are you eating now?'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Holiday Aerobics.

Psychiatry in the Park

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons