Gym Instructor Gifts

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

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The trim reaper

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Exercise Car.

"I figured one of us should use it!"

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

Apocalliptical

"Your thighs are like iron."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Spring Training

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Touch my toes? I can't even see my toes!'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

Muscular Santa

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

'I need work on my core.'

Donkey on a treadmill

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'It's my ass, Doc...I can't wipe it.'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Body Building Mishap

A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.

Early Exercise Machines