Gym Guru Gifts

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

'Type 2 diabetes raise concern over increased incidence of childhood obesity.'

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

"When I recommended you join a gym...I didn't mean as a member of the board!"

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

The trim reaper

'Try to get less exercise.'

Weightlifter

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Lay off the pull ups, and do more push ups."

"This place is so expensive you have to be fiscally fit to get physically fit."

Evolution

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"I've figured out why people laugh at me and not at you."

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...

"Take me to your thigh master"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Macho man body building club.

'Excuse me Ma'am. Would you mind scratching my chin for me please?'

Nurse gives skinny man muscles by testing his blood pressure.

'Obesity is neither contagious or genetic, and yet, it is passed on from parents to children.'

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Doping in sports

"So, how many inches do I have to gain to be the right weight for my height?"

Body Building Mishap

Abs of Gold?

"No more jolly. This year, Christmas is gonna be jacked."

"I think Brad would've wanted us to do some lunges."

"How can I bench-press twice my weight when there are children in this world who don't even have weights?"

"it's from MOMA. You've been accepted for the permanent collection."