Gym Guru Pillows

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

'Type 2 diabetes raise concern over increased incidence of childhood obesity.'

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

Skimmed milk.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"When I recommended you join a gym...I didn't mean as a member of the board!"

'Try to get less exercise.'

The trim reaper

Weightlifter

"Lay off the pull ups, and do more push ups."

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Evolution

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

Gym. Have you lost any weight yet? No, but at the moment I'm having difficulty finding my breath.

"This place is so expensive you have to be fiscally fit to get physically fit."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Here's the REAL secret to our lean, meaty turkeys!'

"Take me to your thigh master"

"I've figured out why people laugh at me and not at you."

This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

"So, how many inches do I have to gain to be the right weight for my height?"

"Guaranteed to lose 15 pounds a week. Take three capsules a day with water, and don't eat."

Nurse gives skinny man muscles by testing his blood pressure.

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Doping in sports

Pushy Coach.

'Obesity is neither contagious or genetic, and yet, it is passed on from parents to children.'

"Maybe we should lay off the upper body training till your head pops back out."

Macho man body building club.

'Excuse me Ma'am. Would you mind scratching my chin for me please?'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'