Gymnastic Guru Pillows

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

Wordplay: Inverted.

'She's be great in the olympics. She can hang on a bar and chin for hours.'

Competitive tweeting

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The trim reaper

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Guru.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"Bonk!"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"