Wrestling Guru Pillows

Karate.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Muscles

No-Work Orange

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Exercise Class

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The trim reaper

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."