Athletics Guru Pillows

Pierre de Coubertin - Founder of the Modern Olympics

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

No-Work Orange

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Exercise Class

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The trim reaper

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'What are you eating now?'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

It can be taken up at any age....

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Input From The Front Office

Golf lessons

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."