Athletics Geek Pillows

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Sloth 10K.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Pole Vault Rules

First Prize!

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Multitasking executive dog

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Deregulated Baseball

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Discus accidents.

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

Football Fan.

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

Bungee jumping with your PC.

Alastair Cook

'Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line.'

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

Pierre de Coubertin - Founder of the Modern Olympics

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.