Athletics Geek Gifts

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

First Prize!

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Multitasking executive dog

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Deregulated Baseball

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

Discus accidents.

Athletic Games on the Moon.

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Football Fan.

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

Bungee jumping with your PC.

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

'Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line.'

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

Pierre de Coubertin - Founder of the Modern Olympics

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.