Sports Psychology Geek Gifts

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Personal conker trainer.

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Uptight End"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

The Other Cooperstown

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Are you blind ref?'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'