Sport Psychology Buff Gifts

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

Personal conker trainer.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Uptight End"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Will that be coach?'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Kick! Go for it!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Arch of Triumph Save

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'What are you really running from?'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"