Sport Psychology Gifts

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Personal conker trainer.

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Uptight End"

The Other Cooperstown

"I love fast break business success."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

'Are you blind ref?'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'