Sports Tactic Geek Gifts

STRIP Woman cyclists wins race

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Deregulated Baseball

Good poetry & Winning teams

Jose Mourinho

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

Alastair Cook

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

How to win before the match begins

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

David Beckham

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Roy Hodgson

Tony Pulis

Short basketball player pulls down the shorts of the tall basketball player to prevent him scoring

'Pep Guardiola'

When retaliating it is best to do it before they attack.