Game Tactics Nerd Gifts

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Alternative fielding positions

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Existential Risk

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Rubik's ice cube.

The Use of Cavalry

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I hope history remembers this differently."

What's your exit strategy?

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Rock. Paper. Job-killing scissors.

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

Trojan horse.

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

Playing Pyramids

Good poetry & Winning teams

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.