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HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Alternative fielding positions

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

Existential Risk

Rubik's ice cube.

The Use of Cavalry

"I hope history remembers this differently."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Moving the Goalposts

What's your exit strategy?

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

Playing Pyramids

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

Rock. Paper. Job-killing scissors.

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

Trojan horse.