Game Tactician Gifts

'The MCC picks the team for Australia' via a lucky dip

"Sweetie, we're dealing with a smart mouse here. Not only did he de-bait the trap, but he got today's Wordle in two."

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

'What are you good at?' - 'I'm a good loser.'

Alternative fielding positions

Kitchen Tetris

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

Golf

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

The Waiting Game

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Addressing The Ball

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Lady reads book about beating phobias.