Game Tactic Master Gifts

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Alternative fielding positions

Kitchen Tetris

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Trojan Chess

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'I want you to take a run at the competition, give them a good scare.'

Rock, paper, scissors

Party games.

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Sam Allardyce

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Cheating Death

Arsene Wenger

Official Support Groups

"No. I can still see you."

The Waiting Game

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"