Tactical Chess Master Gifts

Trojan Horse Threat.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kitchen Tetris

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Existential Risk

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Syria

Trojan Chess

Bored Baker

Chess on TV

Spike Milligan

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Pawn Stars

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets