Chess Strategists Gifts

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

Funky Facts: Football.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Target your message

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Prawn Amend

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Chess on TV