Chess Tactician Gifts

'He won't be back for a few nanoseconds -- care for a game of chess?'

'I thought nine hours was a little long for a computer to deliberate a move.'

Ali Khamenei

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kitchen Tetris

Alternative fielding positions

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"Works every time."

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"That was a rumor day."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Bored Baker

Trojan Chess

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Spike Milligan

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Syria

Pawn Stars

Chess on TV

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."