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'He won't be back for a few nanoseconds -- care for a game of chess?'

'I thought nine hours was a little long for a computer to deliberate a move.'

Ali Khamenei

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kitchen Tetris

Alternative fielding positions

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Works every time."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Prawn Amend

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"That was a rumor day."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Chess on TV

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Pawn Stars

Syria

Bored Baker

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Trojan Chess

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."