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Many suspected the Russian Grandmaster of steroid use. Proving it was another matter.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

Kitchen Tetris

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"That was a rumor day."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Pawn Stars

Syria

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Golf

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Trust no one."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.