Chess Board Tactician T-Shirts

God slave the Queen!!!

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Alternative fielding positions

Kitchen Tetris

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"That was a rumor day."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Bored Baker

Trojan Chess

Chess on TV

Spike Milligan

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Syria

Pawn Stars

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."