Chess Board Tactician Prints

God slave the Queen!!!

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kitchen Tetris

Alternative fielding positions

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"That was a rumor day."

Syria

Trojan Chess

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Bored Baker

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Pawn Stars

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Chess on TV

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'