Card Game Tactician Gifts

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"He abdicated."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Kitchen Tetris

Alternative fielding positions

Funky Facts: Football.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"That was a rumor day."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Solitaire card shark.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Smite him, my son!"

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''