Card Game Tactician Gifts

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"He abdicated."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Kitchen Tetris

Alternative fielding positions

Funky Facts: Football.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"That was a rumor day."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Smite him, my son!"

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Solitaire card shark.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Golf

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."