Table Game Tactician Gifts

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Is the joker part of a full house?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Knights of the bedside table.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Will you make the final table?'

Snooker.

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Golf

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'I love working with my hands.'

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'