Table Top Tactician Gifts

Snooker.

The Pool Caddy

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Board Game Hunter

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

'What a control freak!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Golf

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

This Amount of Computer Code

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

Arsene Wenger

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''