Toolbox Tactician Gifts

Nun hammering with a crucifix

Building business relations.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Football.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Snooker.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'