Tackle Box Tactician Gifts

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

Building business relations.

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

American Football.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"You know very well what fish!"

Before instant replay.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Snooker.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'That was some hit!'

'You only caught one?'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Nun hammering with a crucifix