Tackle Box Lover Gifts

Fisherman arriving home, "Is it something I said?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"You know very well what fish!"

Before instant replay.

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'You only caught one?'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

'By the way, I'm having an affair with your wife'

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

Fishing Terms: Miller's Thumb

'I really don't need another lure.I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'One nice thing about this tackle box is you can get in it if it rains.'

'...After a few hours he'll get hungry and bored and simply let go.'