Tackle Box Enthusiast Gifts

'I really don't need another lure.I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"You know very well what fish!"

Before instant replay.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'You only caught one?'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"Just the bait, please."

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

Fisherman arriving home, "Is it something I said?"

Give a man a fish and he'll eat of one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the ret of his life.

'One nice thing about this tackle box is you can get in it if it rains.'

'...After a few hours he'll get hungry and bored and simply let go.'

'Oh, come now - you don't think it would be as easy as that, do you?'

'Are you sure you didn't snag that fish, Harv- lt looks to small to take bait!'