Tacklebox Tactician Gifts

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Building business relations.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football.

'What a control freak!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"You know very well what fish!"

Before instant replay.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Snooker.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'You only caught one?'

'What's your fish finder say?'