Tackle Strategist Gifts

Before instant replay.

Input From The Front Office

American Football.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"You know very well what fish!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Arsene Wenger

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'That was some hit!'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

"Just the bait, please."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'