Tactic Strategist Gifts

'Say, I know they outnumber us, but I have an idea.'

'It's nice that you have a game plan, Carruthers, but what you really need is a work plan!'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Football.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Before instant replay.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."