Tactic Tacticians Gifts

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Quick! Play dead!'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Stone Age

"Now we have all your arrows!"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."