Tactic Tactician Gifts

Football player thinks: Tic-Tac-Toe

'Pop up Book of Covert Warfare.'

"It should take their mind off bashing me!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"That was a rumor day."

Football.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"Now we have all your arrows!"

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'