Tactics Tactician Gifts

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Football.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Kosovo.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Now we have all your arrows!"

Wi-Fi password?

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."