Tactics Gifts

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

Tricking soldiers attacking with a battering ram.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

Defense Weapon

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Infantry, armour, artillery, signals, air support, casualty evacuation. . .

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'He was a brilliant strategist but not much of a horseman.'

Palming Themselves Off! British Soldiers disguised as a Palm Grove upsetting an enemy Bivouac.

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

Our manoeuvers

Beige Ops

"It's a limited operation. We're going from the frying pan into the fire."

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Kosovo.

Trojan Chess